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ART COLLECTORS ARE IN A FRENZY!
 
They don't believe in international conventions.
RE: HELLO. WE ARE LOY GLENDEN & CLEVELAND DEX. WE TRULY BELIEVE IN THE BEAUTY OF SPAM.
INSTEAD OF SUFFERING FROM IT, WE ENJOY IT.

WE THINK SPAM IS STRICTLY ONE OF THE MAJOR ART FORMS OF THE 21ST CENTURY.
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+++ BREAKING NEWS +++
08/02/08: Our art has been featured on german TV station "Das erste deutsche Fernsehen" (ARD) in the "Polylux" show yesterday night. Watch it here or type in your browser: http://www.polylog.tv/videothek/videocast/11595/ . Also check out our feature and interview in the current issue of the portuguese art magazine " ARS MODERN ".

+++ TOP NEWS +++

02/02/08: View some pics from the preparation of our upcoming exhibition at Gallery Young+Restless in Berlin. Click here or type in your browser: http://s246.photobucket.com/albums/gg91/glendenanddex/

 
FEATURED PROJECTS

SPAM ART PRINT #2

Our latest art print strictly limited edition of 25. The size is 841x1190 mm, each art print comes hand numbered and signed by the artists. The key to success is positive thinking. This poster has a lot of it.

Price per art print: 20,00 € + shipping 5,00 € within Germany *

Order it now!

* Please ask for int'l shipping rates!!!
- We shipping all over theworld
- Without Health practitioner Calls
- One Hundred Percent Customer Guarantee

 

SPAM POSTCARD SET #2

The set contains 15 postcards, 5 from each 3 different motives. Send some spam to grandmummy! ! !

Price per set: 9,99 € + shipping 2,00 € within Germany *

PRe-order it now!

* Please ask for int'l shipping rates!!!
- We shipping all over theworld
- Without Health practitioner Calls
- One Hundred Percent Customer Guarantee

 

SPAM ART PRINT #1

This is the first art print in a series. It is available as a limited edition of 100 copies. The size is DIN A1 (= 594x841 mm, 23.4x33.1 in), each copy comes hand numbered and signed by the artists. Instead of hanging it on your wall, you can also use it as gift wrapping paper if you're a philistine.

Sold out!

 

SPAM BILLBOARD *

This piece is pretty much the same as SPAM ART PRINT #1 but a lot larger (custom formats). Of course, you can also order several copies and use it as a wallpaper for your favorite room. Incoming spam messages never felt so unobtrusive!

Available on request!

* Only the extra large art print will be delivered in desired format. Neither the roadside billboard nor trees are part of this offer.

 

SPAM ART STICKER SET

The sticker set contains 6 Stickers in different sizes, all built to resist. Spam the real world and bring back some second life to your first life.

Sold out! *

* We're going to reprint another edition soon.

 

SPAM POSTCARD SET #1

The postcard set contains 3 different motives. Send some spam the oldschool way .

Sold out! *

* We're going to reprint another edition soon.

 

SPAM ART DESKTOPS

Choose from your favorite desktop background wallpaper by clicking one of the thumbnail images on the right. All are available as 1280x1024 pixels PNG files.

FOR FREE !

Desktop Wallpaper #1 Desktop Wallpaper #2 Desktop Wallpaper #3
Desktop Wallpaper #4 Desktop Wallpaper #5 Desktop Wallpaper #6
 
OUR MANIFESTO
WHATCHA UP TO. HOW IS LIFE. HOW ARE YOU? RE: HOPE ALL IS WELL. TELL ME PLEASE. DID YOU HEAR. EVERYTHING SHOULD BE OK. SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG. GOTTA SEE THIS. THANKS FOR UR TIME.
 
BIOGRAPHY

FROM THE DESK OF,
BARRISTER FRANK WILLIAMS,
214 ADEKUNLE STREET,
VICTORIA ISLAND, LAGOS.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am FRANK WILLIAMS a solicitor at law. I am the Personal Attorney to Mr. Philip Smith, who lived in Nigeria for some fifty years, and who was until his demise my client based on engagement entered into with my chambers in 1985.

The said Philip who is hereafter referred to as my client passed on April 2000, in a fatal car accident. All occupants of the vehicle including his immediate family unfortunately lost their lives. I contact you to secure your assistance in claiming his estate which includes sums of money left behind by him (Philip) to forestall confiscation and possible declaration of his account as non-serviceable by the bank with whom this
money were deposited. Sterling Chartered Bank where My late client had an account for a value of 18.5 million dollars Has issued me with notice to provide the Next of kin, or have the funds confiscated and declared abandoned.

I seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin So that the lodgments of this account valued at 18.5 million dollars can be transferred to you by legitimate Inheritance provisions as my client's Next of Kin. This sum of Money can thereafter be mutually disbursed by an agreed percentage All legal documents to back up your claim as the deceased Next of Kin, will be available by my chambers as witness to your status as bonafide inheritor.

I therefore solicit your honest cooperation to enable us see this enterprise to finality. I reassure you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me, to enable us discuss more elaborately.

Best regards,
Frank Williams.

 
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